Penguin Collector 93
If there was such a thing as a Penguin elf it would come in the guise of your rightly famed and fabled Editor who has been busy at his kitchen table with his red hat on.
As I write, copies of Penguin Collector 93 are winging their way across the world and although I cannot supply you with a NORAD style tracker* I can assure you that the envelopes were carefully deposited with Royal Mail well in time for a Christmas delivery to even our furthest flung members.
I will be thrilled to see proof of delivery - please tag @penguincollsoc when you post photos to instagram and twitter (to be honest I will be so amazed if this happens I will fall off my chair!).
*For those of you who have missed the experience, NORAD tracks Father Christmas. On Christmas Eve, he can be followed through the NORAD website.